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Lame Excuses

This section includes funny "Lame Excuses" Jokes. Did you stand up your date? Blow off your friends? Miss a deadline? Well, if you need an excuse, we've got you covered! They may be lame, but they're free! Make your friends laugh with these funny jokes. These images are free for your personal use for email, your phone, or to post on any website, social network page or blog. Your friends are sure to enjoy these funny "lame excuses"! So brighten someone's day and make them laugh by sending these funny comments! We all avoid things, and sometimes we just plain forget! Whatever it is that you need an excuse for, we've got you covered. At work, school, home or with friends! Did you fail to show up at the movies with your friends? Did you blow a big deadline? Perhaps you forgot your anniversary or committed some other romantic transgression? Maybe you're just a procrastinator or avoiding work? Whatever it is, we've got you covered!

Lame Excuse Number 35 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 35 I really meant to, but... My toaster is infected, and I'm afraid it will spread to the other appliances!

Lame Excuse Number 47 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 47 I really meant to, but... My cats are holding me for ransom and demanding tuna fish!
 
 
 
 
 

Lame Excuse Number 15 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 15 I really meant to, but... I'm embroiled in a controversy over clarified butter!

Lame Excuse Number 30 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 30 I really meant to, but... My psyche exploded in the microwave!

Lame Excuse Number 34 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 34 I really meant to, but... I'm on a quest for the lost letter elemeno

Lame Excuse Number 23 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 23 I really meant to, but... I couldn't figure out whether anal-retentive is spelled with a hyphen of not!

Lame Excuse Number 32 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 32 I really meant to, but... My cat's therapist advised against it!
 
 
 
 
 

Lame Excuse Number 45 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 45 I really meant to, but... I can't help it, I was born that way!

Lame Excuse Number 42 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 42 I really meant to, but... I got lost in a movie and I still haven't found myself!

Lame Excuse Number 6 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 6 I really meant to, but... I got voted off of the island!