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Lame Excuses

This section includes funny "Lame Excuses" Jokes. Did you stand up your date? Blow off your friends? Miss a deadline? Well, if you need an excuse, we've got you covered! They may be lame, but they're free! Make your friends laugh with these funny jokes. These images are free for your personal use for email, your phone, or to post on any website, social network page or blog. Your friends are sure to enjoy these funny "lame excuses"! So brighten someone's day and make them laugh by sending these funny comments! We all avoid things, and sometimes we just plain forget! Whatever it is that you need an excuse for, we've got you covered. At work, school, home or with friends! Did you fail to show up at the movies with your friends? Did you blow a big deadline? Perhaps you forgot your anniversary or committed some other romantic transgression? Maybe you're just a procrastinator or avoiding work? Whatever it is, we've got you covered!

Lame Excuse Number 3 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 3 I really meant to, but... The forces of string cheese are conspiring against me!

Lame Excuse Number 38 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 38 I really meant to, but... I'm trying to remain ignorant, that way the enemy can't get any information out of me!
 
 
 
 
 

Lame Excuse Number 31 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 31 I really meant to, but... They're imposing very strict penalties for posession of a concealed banjo!

Lame Excuse Number 33 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 33 I really meant to, but... Something in the compost heap is plotting against me!

Lame Excuse Number 4 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 4 I really meant to, but... I was busy comparing offers from on-line pharmacies!

Lame Excuse Number 39 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 39 I really meant to, but... I was busy waiting for my profile to load!

Lame Excuse Number 8 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 8 I really meant to, but... I was abducted by a giant parakeet named Spot!
 
 
 
 
 

Lame Excuse Number 48 Joke

Click to get the codes for this image. This funny glitter graphic reads: Lame Excuse Number 48 I really meant to, but... I'm all out of chocolate covered ants!